Funny Nursing Quotes We Love!

Funny Nursing Quotes We Love!

There are a lot of great nursing quotes out there, but here are a few of our favorites!

  1. Be nice to your nurse; they’re the person who chooses your catheter size.

  2. Would you like to talk to your doctor or the nurse who actually knows what’s going on?

  3. Save one life, you’re a hero. Save one hundred, you’re a nurse.

  4. Be nice to me; I may be your nurse someday!

  5. Nurses: Here to save your butt, not kiss it!

  6. Be nice to nurses; they prevent doctors from accidentally killing you.

  7. Don’t mess with me — I’m paid to stab people with sharp objects.

  8. No lunch for me. I’m on a new diet called “ The RN diet.”

  9. Sorry, honey. Mommy is a nurse, so you only get to go to the doctor if you’re dying.

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