Funny Nursing Quotes We Love!

There are a lot of great nursing quotes out there, but here are a few of our favorites!

1. Be nice to your nurse; they’re the person who chooses your catheter size.

2. Would you like to talk to your doctor or the nurse who actually knows what’s going on?

3. Save one life, you’re a hero. Save one hundred, you’re a nurse.

4. Be nice to me; I may be your nurse someday!

5. Nurses: Here to save your butt, not kiss it!

6. Be nice to nurses; they prevent doctors from accidentally killing you.

7. Don’t mess with me — I’m paid to stab people with sharp objects.

8. No lunch for me. I’m on a new diet called “ The RN diet.”

9. Sorry, honey. Mommy is a nurse, so you only get to go to the doctor if you’re dying.